Now that the Sox have won the ALCS I'm thinking I know some folks who may need to start making plans for what to do if the Series doesn't play out in accordance with their wishes. Perhaps they might want to arrange an Extreme Kidnapping for themself or a friend ... else they might want to consider Whirled History where, if you act quickly, you can either have yourself committed at the Wakerich Asylum For The Criminally Insane or join the Pho Monastery.