Translucent gibbon rucksack bonanza? Freight train over avocado pit self-flagellates? Really? Are these people kidding. I’m as big a fool for Naked Lunch spew as anyone but many of the spam poems which "somehow transcend their mundane purpose and burst into the golden light of literary glory" in this article at The Register seem weak compared to just about any random steroid haiku jewel from my inbox such as:

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which accompanied the most recent generic "Hey you ,. Peni s Enlarge)ment pills that are fast, easy and safe!" offer. Wonder if there is a way to make use of this? I mean the haiku ... not the pills. Should be. In fact I’m not so sure I didn’t actually write this one:

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as some smoke for a Quarterly Performance Review several years ago. Wonder where the spammers found my old notebooks ... thought I had burned all those.